acquaintedwithrask:

drdemented:

Instead of saying “MAN UP”, you should say “TANK UP”.

Because you know, when you’re the tank in a group, you’re taking the hits. Which is kind of what the first expression is aiming for.

Except this one is gender neutral.

cosigned so hard

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xnadia:

My Personality:

  • I’m loud.
  • I’m obnoxious.
  • I’m sarcastic.
  • I’m cocky.
  • I cry easily.
  • I have a bad temper.
  • I’m easy to get along with.
  • I have more enemies than friends.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve smoked weed.
  • I drink coffee.
  • I clean my room daily.

My Appearance:

  • I wear a piece…

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wizcoylifa:

hobbitology:

bloomd:

scrapes:


chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick

i just made an elongated choking sound

deepthroats these

i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.

i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck

wizcoylifa:

hobbitology:

bloomd:

scrapes:

chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick

i just made an elongated choking sound

deepthroats these

i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.

i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck

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jebbyfish:

So you want to make an OC?: A Masterpost of Ways to Create, Develop, and Make Good OCs!

i made this masterpost in hopes that it helps you in making your own OCs ah;; it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! if you’d like to add more resources then go for it sugar pea (´ヮ`)!

How to Write Better OCs:

Character Development:

Diversity

Mary Sue/Gary Stu

Villains

Relationships

ARCHETYPES

NAMES

APPEARANCE

DETAILS

again, this is to help inspire you or help establish your OCs! i hope you get a lot of info and help from this ahh ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

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taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

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everything-is-stickers:

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

OOOH NO

everything-is-stickers:

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

OOOH NO

(Source: psicreepy)

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bolkarob:

witchslayergeralt:

dawntreadermg:

kierlani:

andarion:

felthier:

erichmanstein:

hellocatemonster:

starcunning:

ahzek:

ittybittyvibby:

entyle:

ittybittyvibby:

entyle:

I usually hate these things, but occasionally I bite and give in. Anyone got a guess on what I got?

Oh hey I just saw this.
Gonna take it and we’ll see who guesses correctly

I’m gonna guess you got Baelish.

Nope!
I’m gonna guess you got… Stark.

I got Targeryan

…. well I guess I do get paralyzed by lust often enough.

I got Baelish even though i picked all the non-sociopath answers. I guess being a fucking turbonerd gets me a mockingbird.

I got Tyrell :V

I got Stark.

Tyrell mother fuckers!

I got Targaryen 

Targaryen

Also Targaryen.

Targaryen here too

took it for karob and got lannister

lmao @ rich in brains

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strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

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youaretrulybrilliant:

High Seas | listen

an instrumental mix for writing about the high seas and the dangerous people who sail them .

“Seaward ho! Hang the treasure! It’s the glory of the sea that has turned my head.”

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BASIC:

Name: Harrison
Nickname(s):
Harris, Harry

LIKES / DISLIKES:

Favourite Colour(s): Blues or Lavender
Least Favourite Colour: some greens and some neons
Favourite Food: burritos
Least Favourite Food: school lunches
Favorite Band/Artist: The Beatles or The Arctic Monkeys or…

(Source: ilinh91)

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